December 2011
126 posts
I think that if I ever have kids, and they are upset, I won’t tell them that...
– Stephen Chbosky (via accidentalism)
complexmachine:
What Are You Doing New Years Eve? by Zooey Deschanel and Joseph Gordon-Levitt
All my love <3
me: oh, i'm such a good child. i don't smoke, i don't drink and i don't do drugs. i don't sneak out to go partying. my grades are quite good. when i compare myself to those in my class..wow, i'm almost a role model. my parents must be so proud of me!
mom: WHY DON'T I EVER SEE YOU STUDY? ALL YOU DO IS SIT ON THE INTERNET! YOU SHOULD LOOK AT OTHER STUDENTS! YOU DON'T EVEN HELP ME WITH ANYTHING! NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE CARES ABOUT HOW MUCH I HAVE TO DO! NONE OF YOU HELP ME! YOU ARE ALL SO UNGRATEFUL!
Set Fire to the Rain
dandeelian:
XD
Lord_Voldemort7 helped someone ask a girl to prom...
the-ambiguous-hero:
This was adorable to watch via phone.
Madness is the emergency exit. You can just step outside, and close the door on...
– The Joker (Batman: The Killing Joke - 1988 by Alan Moore)